Fall 2025 Sunday 7v7 CoEd Soccer at Bushwick Inlet Park

Alright footy fanatics, gather 'round! We're deep into the Fall 2025 Sunday 7v7 CoEd season here at the glorious Bushwick Inlet Park, and let this announcer tell you, the calcio has been nothing short of spectacular! Week after week, these warriors have been putting on a show, delivering more drama than a primetime soap opera. Let's dive into the standings, because things are heating up faster than a ghost pepper on a forgotten pizza!

Top of the Table Tussle!

Sitting atop the summit, gnawing at every victory, it's Chupacabra FC, devouring the dreams of their opponents with a majestic 9 points from four outings! What a turnaround from their early season stutter! But breathing down their necks, absolutely unblemished and relentless, are the mighty 2 Girls 1 Goal. They've been scoring 'their goal' with such precision, their goal difference is a pristine +7! The clash between these two titans earlier, a 4-1 triumph for 2 Girls 1 Goal on opener day, feels like ancient history given how the 'Cabra' have since carved a dominant path to the top. This division is a two-horse race, but oh, what magnificent steeds they are!

Mid-Table Melee & Goal Avalanches!

Just a little further back, but absolutely not out of this fiesta de fútbol, are the rhythmic Mongo Bongo FC. They're drumming up some serious results, currently sitting in a respectable third with 6 points. When these folks play, it's an absolute carnival of goals! Remember that pulsating 7-3 thrashing of Whack a molars? Or more recently, the breathless 5-4 nail-biter against UNATHLETICO? Folks, if you like offense, if you prefer back-and-forth brilliance over a snoozefest, then a Mongo Bongo FC match ticket is your golden pass to pure exhilaration!

Battlers and Breakthroughs!

Now, let's talk about our determined squads looking for that crucial injection of momentum. UNATHLETICO, despite some flashes of brilliance early in the season, seemingly, have been a tad un-athletic in the standings, with 4 points to their name. They started strong with a 2-0 win but have found the going tough lately, culminating in that heart-wrenching 5-4 defeat! And then we have Whack a molars. It’s been a bruising campaign, like trying to extract a wisdom tooth with a spoon. With just one point, they're still searching for their elusive first win of the season. However, that recent 1-1 draw against the previously undefeated 2 Girls 1 Goal? That's not just a point, my friends, that's a statement! That's a sign that this team is finding its grind, ready to leave a lasting impression in the final weeks!

What's Next for El Futbol?

With three "TBD" matches looming on November 16th – an absolute wildcard weekend where anything can happen in du foot – this title race, and the battle for bragging rights, is far from over! The beautiful game is alive and well in Bushwick, promising more drama and more glorious memories as we hurtle towards glory. Stay tuned, because you absolutely DO NOT want to miss the grand finale!